I put a picture of our lovely String and Brass section on the website 2 days ago, but had to remove it on the order of Mutt as it wasn't flattering enough or something. Now the ladies want some sort of budget to glam themselves up a bit. I suggested to Mrs Strings that for a bit of glamour they should wear bikini's (or maybe G-strings and Bra's(s)!). That didn't go down too well either. Meanwhile I keep being asked to "just add this" and "just change that" to the website. I keep threatening to show Mutt how to make the changes himself, but he gets that kind of Techno-glazed expression that he gets when I threaten to show him how to use a sequencer so he can make those "small changes" to the arrangements that are so very important and must be done as soon as physically possible. He does the legendary Mutt Mutter and says that I do it much better, and he will be too busy that night watching telly and sleeping, because I never do any of those things myself of course. Oh, and the guestbook doesn't work properly, and maybe people are trying to send lovely compliments to us, but it won't always accept the entries. I can't really do much about that other than install a new version of the Guestbook software, but I'm waiting for the 25th hour to be added to each day to do that. Then, when we do get entries on it, Mutt is paranoid that they're all stalkers and will come round our house and mess up our curtains. Oh yes, and then whilst I'm removing the unflattering picture of the Brassy G-string girls, I'm meant to be adding a picture of Robin (our Finnish Jury and Lyric contributor) molesting a sunflower. Once I'd read through the 14 page history of the photo I ran out of time.
Anyway, I have done very little of what the Mutt commanded and instead have arranged and written lyrics for a new song which was called "Mutt Iron", became "Stuffing" when Mutt came up with a tune and 2 lines of vague rhyming coupletry and is now called "Unwind". And that is what I intend to do now.